How I know my girl will be fine with the boys…

2.4.10

Let me preface this with saying my five-year-old daughter adores my husband, and he does her. She and her Dad have already developed a great and humorous dynamic between the two of them. Case in point, this series of post-it messages she left us this past week, in the order ...

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Kid-isms abound…

1.18.10

How you know your lazy gene lives on, even in your always helpful kindergartener: My 5-year-old daughter, after a noodle dropped to the floor from the pasta we were making: "Leave it. That can be for the mouse." I looked at her, puzzled. "Um, what mouse?" I asked. "Well, I KNOW we don't have a ...

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Sanitary humor, to lighten the blog flow…

1.14.10

Random thoughts to hopefully lighten the mood here: Did anyone catch American Idol's first two shows of the season? Pants on the floor! Pants on the floor! Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the floor! I can't get this out of my head. Someone help me!   And, speaking of Idol, ...

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Standoff at Stubborn Corral

12.22.09

It was not our first standoff, and I don't think it will be our last. My little red-headed darling with the mind of her own and a fiercely huge stubborn streak given to her by both her father and me. We asked for it really. But, I have grown so tired ...

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The Mother of All Holiday List Rants

12.20.09

It’s time for a little good old fashioned, bah-humbuggy venting here at Cattywampus Life. 'Tis the season for family stress, and so I’ll channel my inner Andy Rooney and get all grumpy with you for a second with the goal of ridding the world of some of my biggest pet ...

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{W}rite of Passage: Over-Achiever Challenge

11.30.09

 Your Most Embarrassing Story (or, in My Case, Stories) When I heard about Mrs. Flinger's {W}rite of Passage: Taking the Challenge to Write Well, I knew I was going to join right in. I have missed my community of great writing bloggers and feel my own blog has suffered and needed ...

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I came, I saw, I gave a cat call…

11.21.09

If you've been with me long here at Cattywampus, you know I have already admitted an embarassing thing. I've been sucked into the Twilight thing somewhat. If you followed that link, you will learn of my hidden shame. That, I am not on Team Edward, but Team Jake. Which when you ...

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This is NOT a little story about a man named Jed…

11.12.09

It has happened to me more than once in my life. I found myself the victim of a snap-judgement based on my Southern accent. Call it Twang-scrimination. After giving a welcome and sharing some personal information about myself with a few women for an event recently, a younger woman who was from ...

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Just when you think you’re a sweaty genius…

9.29.09

Bulleted lists, be damned! I have more important things to share today! First off, you should know that when my body is forced to exert itself, I sweat profusely. Not girly sweat either. Man sweat. Well, OK, not as stinky as man sweat, but I've got some kind of gift. Trainers ...

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Retrospective on Waxing

9.10.09

Every few months, I find myself there. Begrudgingly taking myself, when I can take it no more.   I am an eyebrow waxer.   This is not something I particularly would share with people enthusiastically--the fact that my eyebrows grow down on my eyelids like the mold grows on the side of my ...

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