Sanitary humor, to lighten the blog flow…

Random thoughts to hopefully lighten the mood here:

• Did anyone catch American Idol’s first two shows of the season? Pants on the floor! Pants on the floor! Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the floor! I can’t get this out of my head. Someone help me!

• And, speaking of Idol, what is UP with Posh Spice’s face? Seriously, I said something on Facebook about it and got 20 responses back analyzing it and what could be wrong. Then, one person came back and sounded surprised because she thinks Posh is so chic. The woman doesn’t have an expression to her face. Ever! And, she’s so thin, if you sneezed she might crumble to the ground. And, honestly? If it was Project Runway, I could see her being a good guest judge, but Idol? The Spice Girls weren’t really known for being great singers, so please!

• Singing Lady Ga-Ga’s Bad Romance turns out to be a great way to embarass a 10-year-old boy. Especially if you are driving in the car and you should the “RAH, RAH” parts. Ha! I love it!

• I love my son’s scout troop parents. Tonight at his meeting, the moms sat around and told tampon stories. First, one mom explained that when her son saw a tampon once, she told him it was a makeup applicator because he was so young and she was caught off guard. Now, that he’s getting older, she’s wondering if she should go back and explain that!Then, another mom said her LabraDoodle just ate about 6-7 tampons from a new box she’d left out in the bathroom. I told her that dog will probably not be hungry for weeks now!And, finally, another mom talked about how her oldest son had come to her after watching a commercial for “sanitary” napkins very outraged because why should women be the only ones who get the clean napkins? Boys need clean napkins after eating too! Oh, the injustice of it all!

• I have never laughed so hard. The good news was, I needed this. The bad news was, I had a migraine and it didn’t seem to get rid of that. I’m hoping some popcorn will do the trick now and maybe a rerun of the office.

• And, speaking of, my favorite new Office moment? (I’m playing catch up as I’ve never watched the show so I’m new to this whole thing.) When Jim convinces Dwight to fight himself via martial arts since he’s the only person who could beat himself up. I have never laughed so hard, but a close second would be the Gay-dar episode.

How’s that for random thoughts? Hey, give me points these days for keeping it light. Facebook and Twitter eat all my happy thoughts and so I promise I’m not all deep all the time!